Reality Sucks

Has anyone else noticed how fictional guys are better then real life guys? I mean the only perfect guys are in stories and cheesy television.

Fine example:

Edward Cullen from Twilight
Why he's hot:

• He's a hot vampire which is pretty much Superman mixed with a male underwear model.
• He can read minds
• He is perfect in EVERY way (and I mean literally mean EVERY way)
• He has a hot name! Edward Cullen -swoon-

The reason why it'll never happen:

• Well first off reality is a bitch.
• Vampires don't exist (but if they do then i hope there's an Edward Cullen out there for me.)
• Robert pattinson (hottie playing Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie) is 22
• He's got Bella -cries- nah i love Bella she's cool. hahah.

Another example:

Mamoru Chiba/ Darien Shields/ Prince Endymion from Sailor Moon
Why He's Hot:

• He's the freaking reincarnated prince of Earth. Yes you heard me EARTH.
• He died in his previous life and multiple times in his present life saving the one he loves. (stabbed like 5 times in the same spot in his back, soul taken away from him, took the blast etc) Romance is dead these days, self sacrifice is replaced with unreturned calls and text dumping.
• He's hot in 2D and 3D.
• He's smart, rich and a total sweetie.
• He's got a motorbike, very nice apartment in this life, castles in future and previous life.
• He's got a superhero double life thing going on(very hot).
• He looks great in a tux.
• His usual must have accessory is a mask so we got some hot Phantom of the Opera crap going on here.
• If you watch and read the whole series you will notice that he is pretty much the most desirable man in the universe.
• OH and did I mention he will become KING of Earth and possibly the universe?

Why it'll never happen:

• He's not real
• He is eternally bond to Princess Serenity/Neo-Queen Serenity/ Usagi Tsukino/ Serena Tsukino/ Bunny

Thankfully in real life there are no space witches, evil vampires, end of the world scenarios on a daily basis or supernatural bitches wanting to take my love away....if I had one LOL

I'll write up some more later if I can think of anyone else. But right not my mind is totally devoted to Edward Cullen, Chiba Mamoru and Bella's Lullaby (which is the sweetest thing you'll ever hear). Until i start to do my assignments.

Note: Fiction can take over my reality any day!