These two cracked me up:
"A few weeks ago, at school, they called an "emergency" assembly . The head of students took the stage and proceeded to tell us how ashamed she was that graffiti was happening in the school etc etc. Turns out, someone wrote "The Chamber Of Secrets has been opened!" in red paint on the bathroom walls. Genius. MLIA"
"Today, I realised there are no blue Skittles. Now I feel as though I cannot taste the rainbow. MLIA"
lol
No comments:
Post a Comment