MLIA of the day

"Tomorrow, I have to hand back all my textbooks to the library. As I have a habit of adding annotations(in pen) to the margins, I was panicking a little, until I realised that at the start of the year I had signed my name in all of my textbooks as 'The Half-Blood Prince'. Problem solved. MLIA"

Monopoly Night

We haven't played in months! But tonight we played monopoly: city. It was a little retarded but I came third =D.

I hate it when my sisters and family accuse me of something. They all aren't even home for more then half the time and when they are home they talk to me for 5% of that time, probably less. Then Sam tells me off for "being on my phone 24/7". This pissed me off for several reasons:

• She uses her phone ten times more then I do and she has TWO phones
• I was just checking a text and looked at it twice before she yelled at me
• She only talks to me when I have to fix the internet, turn the printer on or showing off something new she bought. She has no right to yell at me for something that I didn't do

I also hate when they're hypocritcal. Like when they tell me not to use that voice at someone and then they do the exact same thing ten seconds later.

Then during the times they talk to me it's either a favour or something to put me down. Then when I actually stand up for myself or try to ignore it then I'm "giving them attitude" or "being a smart ass". You'd think after more then 5 years of this I'd be used to it. I'm starting to not give a damn about what they say anymore. Yeah that's right, I'm giving them "attitude". It's called bottling it up inside so that I don't have to pour 5 years of low self esteem and hurt out at you.

Wow, from monopoly night to a teenage angsty rant about how stupid my family can be. Yeah that's great.

MLIA's of the day

Today, as I was driving to work a Beatles song came on the radio. I let a group of 4 guys that were looking at me weird go across the crosswalk. As they were walking across, they all froze just like on the Beatles album cover for Abbey Road. I applauded and gave one of them a high five. MLIA.

Today, I asked my youngest brother what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said he wanted to be a snowman. I support him 100%. MLIA.

Today, I was at a restaurant and the drunken people at the table behind us were taking pictures. I then spent the rest of the night with the bread knife popping into the pictures with a maniac look on my face. I can't wait til those get developed. MLIA

MLIA of the day

"Today, my 3 year old cousin got a Superman cape for his birthday and thought this would let him fly. This worried his parents because his bedroom is upstairs. I told him it wouldn't work because he's blonde and Superman has black hair. He understood. MLIA"

MLIA of the day

"Today, I was at Blockbuster. Someone had put the Hannah Montana: The Movie in the horror section today. It made my day. MLIA"

MLIA of the day

"Today, I stopped by a street cart selling muffins and asked the guy if he was the muffin man. He gave my red and white striped sweater one look and said "Maybe, but only if you're Waldo." Touche Muffin Man. MLIA"

MLIA's of the day

These two cracked me up:

"A few weeks ago, at school, they called an "emergency" assembly . The head of students took the stage and proceeded to tell us how ashamed she was that graffiti was happening in the school etc etc. Turns out, someone wrote "The Chamber Of Secrets has been opened!" in red paint on the bathroom walls. Genius. MLIA"

"Today, I realised there are no blue Skittles. Now I feel as though I cannot taste the rainbow. MLIA"

lol

MLIA of the day

"Today, I secretly programmed my friends computer to say in a creepy guy's voice, "Please don't touch me there" whenever she pressed the delete key. I hope she is a poor typist. MLIA"

MLIA of the day

"The other day I finished a biologytest with about 20minutes to spare.I hadn't brought a book to reach so I drew a face on each of my thumbs. I became so bored that I ended up having a conversation with my two thumb people. When I looked up several minutes later I realised that about 5 people in the class were watchingme and cracking up silently. MLIA"

Everyday Posts

Ok I've decided each day shall have a secret, MLIA and each new month shall have a drawing posted up. It might be old, new, dress design or cartoons or actual stuff from art class. Just to keep myself going and to keep this blog alive. If you hate the idea then....go away *sticks out tongue*

MLIA of the day

"Today, my mum made me go to Toys'R'Us with her, and I got bored and started playing with a toy lightsaber. A girl came up to me with a funny look, and when I turned away she stabbed me with another saber. We dueled, she won, I got her number. I won. MLIA"

MLIA of the day

"Today I was laying on my bed when I couldn't remember if I closed my door or not. I have to sleep with the door closed so I got up to check. I walked straight into the door. I now know that it is closed. MLIA"

MLIA of the day

"Today, I was using Google earth, and typed in "Your mum's house." It went to an actual location and said "She makes wonderful muffins" Touche, Google earth

My Life Is Awesome...I MEAN Average =P

Paying out FML is good enough but these people are plain hilarious. It's even more hilarious when I can relate to more then half the stuff posted up. Each day shall have a MLIA quote of the day....I hope...

"Today, as I was going to bed, I noticed my teddy bear was completely covered by the blanket. I moved it down a little so that he could breathe. MLIA"

xD