Poker Face

LOL biggest bludge today in maths. We went in and Mr. "Luna" was deciding whether or not to make us math homework or bludge off. Someone in the back of the class said LET US PLAY POKER. hahahahhaha. He's like....."Who's got cards?" and a few ppl put up their hands.

He goes to the board and teaches the class how to play eg. full house is bigger then a straight and so on. Then he's like "Behave, I'm going to go up and get poker chips and cards."

We were like HAHAH WTH!?! So while he's gone me and my friends played bullshit and I won! OH YEAH hahahah. Then he comes back down with, get this, poker chips, cards AND a roulette set! LOL The whole class was thinking...."What the hell does the staff do at lunch?"

So we split up and played: poker, roulette and bullshit. All of which were fun as. Mr Luna is now my most fav teacher now LOL.

OH last day of school tomorrow! -victory dance-

Awesome Stuff

I'm here to talk about how awesome some stuff is, as opposed to the sucky things in life (refer to Things That Should Die entry).

• The fact that soft cones at McDonalds cost only 30 cents. Thats pretty much free ice cream right there!


• How you can spell the word BOOBS out on any calculator. I find it hilarious.


• Internet. It's free, it has EVERYTHING. From food delivery to watching videos on Youtube and everything else in between.


• Sugar. Screw drugs and toxic fumes, this stuff will get you naturally high! LEGALLY.


• Love. Whether its your family, friends, girlfriend, boyfriend or aminal, it's an awesome feeling.


• God. The big guy upstairs. You know when everything in life is going all good, perfect and happy after a lot of crap happens? You can't help but be thankful for Him and his magical Holiness.


• Dumb luck. When I say dumb luck I mean flukes, getting massives scores on an exam you didnt study, finding money laying around and only YOU see it, winning at a game you know nothing about. It's so fun and awesome hahahah.


• How you can push into the canteen line without the teachers noticing and if they do then you can always blame the year 7 behind you.
  
• Old school stuff. I love it. Chunky old nintendos, polaroids, walkmans. Memoriesss.
  
• The fact that our Aussie prime minister can speak azn LOL. He's so cute and its really funny when an old white guy can speak Chinese better then you.

And probably a lot more. And I'm feeling and being really random.

(L)

8:45 p.m.
Wednesday
17/09/2008

The moon was soooooooo beautiful! I got a txt from Mr Dino to say look at the moon. I went outside and it looked like it came out of a movie! Tt was full, bright and half covered by a small thin cloud and it was glowing from the moonlight!

I fell in love with it and screamed for S to take a photo of it with her professional camera! I'll post it up later if I get to.

Math

DIE DIE DIE

Its getting hot hot hot!

It's friggen boiling man. early spring and its already 26 degrees. When summer hits, its going to hit us HARD.

Damn global warming.

<33

Mr Dino 

edit: my mr cheesy, pedo, dino protector!

REMEMBER THIS DATE

09/09/08

End of the World

Well I come home, go online and BAM 5 people MSN me saying OMFG it could of been the end of the world today because of a stupid scientist in Switzerland. I'm going to start ranting now =D.

THATS SO RETARDED. WHO WOULD RISK THE END OF MAN KIND AND THE FRIGGEN SOLAR SYSTEM TO PROVE AN IDIOTIC THEORY. And when they actually do it without thinking about the other 12 billion people in the world, nothing happens. What do they do instead of learn from their mistakes and quit? They plan to do it AGAIN. 

Ridonkulous.

7Days

ONE MORE WEEK UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!

Ughh

Men and their pride....

Edward Cullen

Ok literally only 2 people (soon to be 1) in my class has not read Twilight. Everyone else who has LOVES IT

My friends are reserving premiere tickets for me and my birthday is is officially in TEN DAYS! wooot! I'll be 14!!!!!!!

Edward Cullen is literally all my class talks about now (apart from Jonas Brothers...Whats so WOW about them any way?). Me and Leila are going RAWR everytime his name is mentioned. Even Alana, the one who doesn't read books and hasn't for two years LOVES it!

oh the great wonders of fiction...I've already mentioned how much I love it right?

Reality Sucks

Has anyone else noticed how fictional guys are better then real life guys? I mean the only perfect guys are in stories and cheesy television.

Fine example:

Edward Cullen from Twilight
Why he's hot:

• He's a hot vampire which is pretty much Superman mixed with a male underwear model.
• He can read minds
• He is perfect in EVERY way (and I mean literally mean EVERY way)
• He has a hot name! Edward Cullen -swoon-

The reason why it'll never happen:

• Well first off reality is a bitch.
• Vampires don't exist (but if they do then i hope there's an Edward Cullen out there for me.)
• Robert pattinson (hottie playing Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie) is 22
• He's got Bella -cries- nah i love Bella she's cool. hahah.

Another example:

Mamoru Chiba/ Darien Shields/ Prince Endymion from Sailor Moon
Why He's Hot:

• He's the freaking reincarnated prince of Earth. Yes you heard me EARTH.
• He died in his previous life and multiple times in his present life saving the one he loves. (stabbed like 5 times in the same spot in his back, soul taken away from him, took the blast etc) Romance is dead these days, self sacrifice is replaced with unreturned calls and text dumping.
• He's hot in 2D and 3D.
• He's smart, rich and a total sweetie.
• He's got a motorbike, very nice apartment in this life, castles in future and previous life.
• He's got a superhero double life thing going on(very hot).
• He looks great in a tux.
• His usual must have accessory is a mask so we got some hot Phantom of the Opera crap going on here.
• If you watch and read the whole series you will notice that he is pretty much the most desirable man in the universe.
• OH and did I mention he will become KING of Earth and possibly the universe?

Why it'll never happen:

• He's not real
• He is eternally bond to Princess Serenity/Neo-Queen Serenity/ Usagi Tsukino/ Serena Tsukino/ Bunny

Thankfully in real life there are no space witches, evil vampires, end of the world scenarios on a daily basis or supernatural bitches wanting to take my love away....if I had one LOL

I'll write up some more later if I can think of anyone else. But right not my mind is totally devoted to Edward Cullen, Chiba Mamoru and Bella's Lullaby (which is the sweetest thing you'll ever hear). Until i start to do my assignments.

Note: Fiction can take over my reality any day!

Twilight <3

EVERYONE IS IN LOVE WITH TWILIGHT NOW! Well at least with Edward Cullen.

I was walking around school and everywhere I go I see a book by Stephanie Meyer. The Twilight series is a massive hit! Me and MilMil have to write a book review to convince our english teacher that the book is good. NO PROBLEM. lol.

SNg told me that the movie is coming out in AUS on the 11th. I'm not sure if that's true but if it is WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!

Breaking Dawn was really good, could of been better, predictable in areas and I loved it.

My order of favourites in the series:
Twilight
Breaking Dawn
Eclipse
New Moon

And I cannot effing wait for Midnight Sun, I read the first chapter in Twilight, Special Edition. It's funny and OH SO GOOD.

TWILIGHT FOREVER!

p.s. Harry Who? lol

Electives II

1st Choice - Visual Arts
2nd Choice - Philosophy
3rd Choice - Commerce
4th Choice - Design and Technology
5th Choice - Food Technology

Ricefest!

Today I went to this thing called Ricefest which is a catholic festival with food, games and talks.

I met Mtt at the statues of heads at Central and i got there first so I was standing by myself, lonered and awkward until Mtt came. Then we bought train tickets to Homebush and Laur came. We caught the train and I met "Panda" and "Fish" and Mtt became "Bear."

We got there and met Chris. So many people and me, Laur and Ch were just standing there all awkward. Mtt went with his youth group. We waited for, the least, 15 minutes while some people started breakdancing and people crowded around. We finally went in and we went to the Rice Cafe which was full of bean bags, candy, chips, drinks and people who randomly came up to you and talked to you. After that we just walked around.

We saw Mtt and introduced me to K. Mtt then went off with his youth group so K, Laur, Ch and me stuck together the whole day. We played A LOT of games it was so fun. We played tug-of-war twice and won both times, I beat Laur in an obstacle course, he beat me in sumo wrestling, we all threw flour balls at each other, went on the jumping castle, listened to live music and listened to the talks.

The talks were about Jesus and God and what we could do to be closer to them, they were really good! Live music = LIVE PLAYJERISE! woooooooot! they were there! So good at guitar.

When it finished me, Laur and Mtt and Mtt's youth group took the train back to central and S picked me up.

Nxt week I'm going to RiceRally which is like a concert. I'm going with Kwistophe, K and Mtt.