She's so beautiful I want to throw myself into traffic. Not her into traffic cause that would mean destroying a masterpiece. I shall throw myself for having the knowledge that I could never get to that level of flawless. I will be at peace because I will also know that NO ONE WILL. My envy of her is so appreciative, respectful and angry that I am willing to make that sacrifice.
TL;DR - What the fuck, Doris? YOU'RE SO PRETTY, IT'S INSANE.