Everyone are taking photos with friends in their lecture rooms or in front of a random building with the caption :"First day at uni!", or statusing about their foreign lecturers and adding new people on Facebook.
I have yet to take my first class which is tomorrow night from 6p.m. - 9p.m. Oh, and I also know for a fact that I will not know anyone in this class. Time to meet new people and make new friends. How do people do that these days again?
Is it good to be upfront about it?
Me to another loner looking person: Hey! Do you mind if I sit with you? I kind of don't know anyone in this class
Do I just sit there loner and hope someone else does it?
Friendly person: Hey! Do you mind if I sit with you? I kind of don't know anyone in this class.
Me: Of course! Go ahead. I'm Courtney, what's your name?
Friendly person: I'm Ch-
Me: OMG we totally have the same letter for our first name! Are we, like, best friends now? What's your favourite colour? Where did you go to high school? Where do you live? What's your blood type? What's your tax file number? Do you want to go for coffee after this?
Should I attempt to join an already established group of friends?
Me: I couldn't help overhearing but are you guys fans of Pretty Little Liars too? I love that show! OMG it's totally crazy what's, going on right now. I mean this person and that person being A? And Spencer...OMFG, that poor girl
Group:......
One girl from the group: OMG I'M ONLY UP TO FIRST SEASON YOU BITCH. OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD ME WHO A WAS. GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK
Or do I segue in by complimenting their stationery or something?
Me: I really like your pencil case! The red reminds me of all the blood spilt from the innocent people in my dungeon. Want to be my friend?
Yeah, probably not that last one. They have to be my friend for AT LEAST 6 days before I explain to them the functions of my torture dungeon. -Sigh- the problems of life.
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