Assignments

So I had an English assignment and doing an Education assignment. In both I need to analyse an analysis of a certain topic. English it was a critical reading of Shakespeare and Education it was another analytical article thing. I just have one thing to ask:

IS IT SO HARD TO HAVE SHORTER, MORE PRECISE SENTENCES THAT DON'T HAVE 5 WORDS IN A ROW THAT RHYME (AKA: SOCIOLOGICAL, EDUCATIONAL, PROFESSIONAL, POLITICAL, THEORETICAL ETC.) ??

I HAVE TO REREAD A SENTENCE OUT LOUD AT LEAST 3 TIMES IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND THE MOST SIMPLE CONCEPT. LIKE, WE KNOW YOU'RE SMART AND YOU'VE DONE YOUR RESEARCH. YOU'RE PUBLISHED AND WE'RE STUDYING YOU. YOU DON'T NEED FURTHER PROVE THIS THROUGH THE CONVOLUTION AND UNNECESSARY USES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

FUCKED UP. UNI  IS FUCKED UP.  WE'RE GOING TO BE IN DEBT FOR A USELESS DEGREE IN A NON EXISTENT JOB MARKET. THANKS GOVERNMENT AND SOCIETY. REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHANGE THIS WHEN THEY GIVE ME NO OPPORTUNITY OR CHANCE TO?

CAN I JUST DROP EVERYTHING AND LIVE IN DISNEYLAND NOW?
/rant over.

ok. fuck. I need to finish summarising this 20 page, size 4 font article now. And that's only a quarter of what I actually need to write about. This is due on Friday. Why do I do this to myself.